Hey mister tally man, tally me sperm count

People have not stopped commenting on posts here, although it says “0 comments” on the last 6 posts. Bloody Haloscan.

Here’s Twitt Romney’s latest ad, in which he suggests that there’s no one like a bland Mormon to take on radical Muslims:



He says, “It’s this century’s nightmare: jihadism – violent, radical Islamic fundamentalism. Their goal is to unite the world under a single jihadist caliphate. To do that, they must collapse freedom-loving nations like us.” If the world is united in a single jihadist caliphate, who exactly is jihad being waged against, Mars?

Some workers on a Dole banana plantation in Nicaragua are suing Dole and Dow Chemical in a US court for allegedly over-exposing them to a pesticide that allegedly sterilized them. Dole’s douchebag lawyer is arguing that the plaintiffs have dysfunctional relationships and don’t really want kids: “Their stories were so inconsistent with the idea that they wanted to have children and wanted to build families.” So that’s okay then.