Friday, August 03, 2007

I’m guessing they have a separate line for reincarnation licenses at the Llasa DMV


Cpl. Marshall Magincalda is sentenced to time served for the murder of Awad the Lame. And demotion to private. Sgt. Lawrence Hutchins III, however, gets 15 years.

Marine Sgt. Major Jeffrey Morin, CentCom’s top enlisted officer, who is already just one letter away from the esteemed title of Military Moron, says the “surge” is working. “They are buying generators -- you don’t buy those unless you have confidence.” Confidence that electrical power for more than a couple of hours a day will never be restored.

Sentence of the day, from a BBC report out of Tibet: “From 1 September, all reincarnations of ‘Living Buddhas’ would need government approval, Xinhua news agency said, citing the State Administration for Religious Affairs.” The original headline for that story in the Times of London, which has sadly been de-snarked since its original posting: “Buddhas Must Get China’s OK to Reincarnate.”

Speaking of reincarnation, what do you have to have done in your previous life to come back as... this?


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