Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Wherein the death of Rev. Falwell is treated with the utmost respect and subtlety

Jerry Falwell, God’s messenger on earth, is dead. Dead dead dead. Dead.

When reached for comment, John McCain said, “Great, can someone pull me out of his ass now? I seem to be stuck. Little help here.”

When reached for comment, gay Teletubby Tinky-Winky said, “Eh oh,” adding, “I say, Senator McCain, most peculiar to see you here.”

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